Thoughtless Funeral Home Advertising

When it comes to funeral service advertising, I am always amazed at some of the ideas that those with the decision making authority come up with. Well, on second thought, maybe I am not so surprised.

Think I am wrong? Just take a look at humor-based failblog.org and you will understand how the general public might see your ideas differently. Here’s a few examples.

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It is a struggle, coming up with creative ways to advertise your funeral home without crossing the line into the “creepy” zone. However, removing yourself from the funeral home and thinking like the rest of society can be an important first step.

How To Win Friends & Influence People? One Houston Soprano Needs Further Training

I noticed a happy holidays wish in my email from a Houston-area vocalist. What was interesting was the included query over why she hasn’t heard from me since our last business function.

When I spoke to her (a couple of months back), we had a business engagement in the Houston area. She is a vocalist who I have called on to perform at funerals. As far as I knew, the arrangement went well. However, shortly after the funeral, a number of friends mentioned an online rant by this particular vocalist.Perhaps she wasn’t aware that we share business relationships with a number of the same people. Apparently, there was some kind of misunderstanding on her part, which she chose not to talk to me directly about. Instead, she turned to Facebook for venting.

As it turned out, I wasn’t the only one concerned by her tantrum. After all, she clearly demonstrated how she chooses to handle business obstacles. It appears, based on her admission of a lack of calls for work, that others joined me in pulling her name from our list of funeral service vocalists.

So, I thank you for the holiday wishes. NEXT!

Google Plus Business Pages or Facebook?

Have you heard? It seems that Google Plus is challenging Facebook again – this time with Google Plus business pages.

I actually view this as a great move for Google. I am especially interested in watching how the funeral industry responds. So far, it has been a disappointment (in my opinion), in the way many funeral service providers have approached Facebook.

True, there are a handful that have created something worthwhile. However, there are others that have treated their Facebook business page like a personal page.

How will Google Plus stack-up against Facebook business pages? Well, I guess only time will tell. But I like a couple of things.

The Reach – Google attracts more than 1 billion unique visitors each month.

The Layout – Google plans to maintain a clean design. Users can only respond and not post, which will help keep your business wall free of useless clutter.

Have you set-up your Google Plus business page yet? Who do you favor in this particular competition?

What Did Steve Jobs Think of Death?

This week brought news of the deaths of a number of well-known figures, though none have captured the world in the same way as the death of Steve Jobs. When we think of those who strive to impact the world around us and leave behind a true legacy, he certainly steals one of the top spots.

I think of the impact he has had on those of us in the funeral industry alone, nudging a very traditional business to embrace new technology. The iPad and iPhones have certainly made our lives and businesss easier and maybe even a little more exciting (even for employees who thought I wasn’t aware of them listening to iTunes instead of working). Seriously, he will be missed.

Over the years, I have read all the articles about him and have even passed on some of his quotes. Today, I found an interesting video that shares his thoughts on death. Like the man himself, pay close attention to his words – and let them make an impact on you too.

A Funeral Director’s Death

Last week, a fellow funeral director passed away. I knew him well, professionally, after a couple years of working with him. As far as his after-hours life, I knew very little – except for a number of sad stories that have been churning through the grapevine over the years. It appears he had two sides, which is not uncommon in this profession, or any other profession for that matter. Needless to say, I was surprised to learn of his death, but yet I wasn’t.

In the days that followed, a number of rumors and theories began to float around the local funeral industry.  I tend to remove myself from the “they say” crowd and only rely on actual facts and evidence. What captured my attention the most, is how death can stir-up a group of funeral directors who are surrounded by it every day. I guess we too, like most in society today, are guilty of viewing death as something that happens to other people.

There’s an old saying, “It’s not a question of if, but only when.” You never know what is going to happen in the next five minutes of your life. Are you making the most of those minutes?

Remember, be thankful.

Addressing Funeral Service Evolution Through Outsourcing

I had the opportunity to work with a client funeral home in a small town that has started to feel the pain of an increase in cremations and steady decline in traditional services.

Until a couple of years ago, the popularity of cremation had avoided this small town consisting of a large elderly population. However, the population has been evolving, with older folks passing away and many of their children moving away to larger metropolitan areas. This particular funeral home has been a dominant force for many years, but is now seeing the majority of the 125 families per year examining cremation options more often than not.

Well, the popularity of cremation is only going to increase and I truly believe we are reaching a point where traditional funeral services really are becoming a thing of the past. I also think it is easier to make adjustments in larger cities, but what about the small town, independent funeral homes?

At first glance, I noticed a problem. 125 calls per year, a father and son team of owners, combined with three full-time funeral directors, one provisional apprentice, two independent trade embalmers (called by the funeral directors who often prefer not to embalm). Also, the funeral directors are paid extra wages for night calls and working visitations. The three full-time funeral directors are paid above $40,000 per year (excluding night calls) and the provisional is paid $28,500 (excluding night calls). The father and son are naturally drawing salaries. The funeral directors, according to the owners, often draw the extra wages even when using a trade embalmer, as they often decide to “assist.” And during slow times, without any other locations, you have the employees sitting around the funeral home.

Solutions:

A retired funeral director (who maintains his license) was looking for p/t, hourly work, primarily to have something to do. We brought him in for removals and to accompany provisional apprentice on house calls. He also likes to assist with funerals and work an occasional visitation. Next, we eliminated one funeral director/embalmer position. Provisional pay rate increased, while dissolving previous after-hours pay rates. Remaining funeral director schedules revised, allowing for more time off (which is what they had been wanting). Negotiated with trade embalmers for after-hours embalming duties, whenever necessary.I also revised some of the pricing and service features, which I will keep to myself.

Many of the corporate funeral homes have done a tremendous job in adjusting to the economic conditions. For the small-town funeral homes, the struggles can be even more difficult. While not always a popular choice in the eyes of employees, if handled correctly, I think outsourcing can be a victory for everyone involved.

 

Bottom-Fishing for Employees: One Funeral Home’s Hard Lesson Learned

One particular funeral home owner likes to bottom-fish for employees, hiring funeral directors that have been fired elsewhere. Although I do not agree with his philosophy, I can understand his business reasoning. As he explained, those that have been fired are often desperate for another job and willing to accept a lower wage. Less money out, more money for owner, I get it.

Does this idea sound good to you? Well, before jumping into action to follow his lead, let me finish the story. The bottom-fishing method worked out well with a few employees. After all, there are good people that lose their job for all kinds of reasons. However, the owner picked up another funeral director who had been fired from one of the nearby corporate funeral homes. She was newly licensed, after serving her provisional period at the funeral home and cemetery combo location. He even allowed her to reside on-site, as dorms were included when the locations were constructed. At first, all appeared well. He told me:

“She has an outstanding appearance, which is 90% of hiring a funeral director. I can teach her the rest.”

Well, an interesting scenario began to unfold. The funeral home location where the new employee was stationed was surrounded by other businesses, including a couple of convenience stores and a dry cleaner. The owner was well-known to these businesses and stopped by on occasion. Both dry cleaning employees and convenience store employees commented to him on how “busy” his funeral home had been after-hours. One employee asked if he was holding around the clock visitations, noting all the late-night traffic around the funeral home. Of course, he became concerned knowing that there had been no after-hours visitations or services. So, an investigation followed.

The investigation revealed the source of the after-hours traffic and visitors to the funeral home. They were visiting the funeral director, but not for funeral arrangements. She had posted an ad in the Adult Services section of Craigslist and was providing escort services from her dorm in the funeral home. I guess since she was hired at a more cost-effective rate, she found a way to make-up the difference in pay.

The owner finally decided to examine her firing by the corporate funeral home. Come to find out, she had been caught in a compromising position during an evening visitation at her previous employer.

In this scenario, the illegal after-hours activity was halted, the funeral director was terminated and the business returned to normal. Craigslist eventually removed Adult Service Classifieds. Of course, there was an added expense for security, to keep the funeral director’s former customers from driving through the parking lot hoping to learn of her whereabouts. And I guess things even turned out ok for the funeral director too.  She was hired by another independent funeral home — fortunately, one without a dorm.

Licensing and Regulation vs. Basic Ethics

A story appeared in the news the other day, concerning a funeral director in Australia accused of allowing bodies to decompose prior to cremation.

What I found interesting was how the media and even some funeral directors began pointing at the lack of licensing and regulation for funeral operators in the province of Queensland as the cause. If this is truly the cause, then what about the story concerning funeral director Donald Keith York of Illinois – who was charged last week with theft involving prepaid funeral funds? After all, Illinois was both regulated and required licensing last time I checked.

Isn’t it really about personal and business ethics?

The Future for Funeral Consumers

I had the opportunity to take a look at a consumer research survey involving funeral products, services and perceptions. It was rather interesting and clearly reveals the future direction of the funeral industry. Here is a random sample of the questions:

  • Would you feel comfortable shopping for and purchasing a casket online?
  • Would you rather make funeral arrangements online?
  • How would you feel about writing your own obituary and submitting it online?
  • Do you feel you can plan a funeral better than a funeral director?
  • How important is a traditional funeral service?
  • Would you feel comfortable watching a funeral by way of online webcast, rather than attending in person?
  • How important would an eco-friendly option be to you?
  • Is it necessary to have a member of the clergy officiate a funeral?
  • Would you rather have a funeral in a location other than a funeral home or church?

There were a number of questions involving cremation, bio-cremation, green burial, non-religious services, having a funeral service or not, length of time between death and having a service, etc. However, the overall impression that I got was concerning the changing perceptions about traditional services, as well as the traditional methods of making funeral arrangements.

The survey brings to mind a vision of online selections, funerals often devoid of religious beliefs and efforts for families to become more heavily involved in the disposition.  While I believe that the funeral director will still play a valuable role in the future, I also feel that the traditional role will begin to diminish. Funeral homes that openly embrace the changing technology and social media will have a definite advantage over those who hold tightly to “the way we’ve always done it.” Your thoughts?

Secretly Shopping Your Business

Have your shopped your business? Now in some cases, I suppose, this might prove to be a difficult task – but not impossible. And it can provide valuable insight into so many areas, maybe some that you have never thought about.

I recall performing this type of research on more than one occasion. As a regional manager designated to oversee a new territory, I put this into action. I had been provided with an overview of the area and had reports to analyze. However, reports could not provide me with everything, especially a look into the day-to-day happenings on the ground floor. The locations were busy, with one funeral home alone serving more than 1000 calls annually.

Once I arrived, I placed a call to one location to get a feel for the basic customer service details, like how many times did the phone ring, how was it answered, etc. I asked a few basic questions to hear the tone of the answer and basic knowledge of the person on the other end. I later paid a visit, appearing as a potential customer. I was pleased with the initial greeting. However, when it came to services and merchandise selections, it soon became clear that a couple of problems existed. The young lady appeared to be a little nervous and not very knowledgeable about the products.  Had I been an actual customer, there could have been a number of less than desirable outcomes.

A). I could have felt uncomfortable doing business with someone lacking confidence and product knowledge, resulting in a business loss

B). I could have randomly selected products and later felt buyer’s remorse and frustration, resulting in a negative experience (and possible negative review)

C). I could have become angry and pointed out her lack of knowledge, creating even greater insecurity issues for the employee

I later returned, wearing a suit and was formally introduced to the staff. My first order of business was to assemble the employees and schedule in-depth training. I not only focused on product knowledge, but we worked together on building their confidence and presentation skills. I am happy to report that with a little time and attention, the young lady turned out to be one of my top performers in the group.

What tools do you use to measure customer experiences and satisfaction?

 

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